Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Punjab Lottery

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes
to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies
his ticket number.

The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs. The man replied,

"No, sir. It doesn`t work that way. We give you one
lakh today and then you`ll get the rest spread out for
the next 19 weeks. "

The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it."

Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh
that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.

The Sardar, furious with the man,

screams out, "Look, I want my money!

If you`re not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now,

then I want my five rupees back!"

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