Surd in Japan!

Once there was a Sardar who visited japan, there he went to a Administrative officer's building to meet his boss, there he talk about business and demanded for a girl at night to enjoy his time after work.
The officer told he would do so and then they both departed.
At night the sardar started to enjoy the time with the girl and the girl shouted 'musakho musakho musakho musakho', the sardarji was surprised.
In the morning the sardarji went to the golf course there he started to play golf and was surprised as he hit the shot and the ball was not in the hole, and the golf boy (the boy who collects the ball after the shot is hitted) shouted 'musakho musakho musakho'
And so the sardarji asked the boy, "what is the meaning of 'musakho'?"
and the boy replied, "It means wrong Hole."

Hindu, Muslim & Sardar

Three men were stranded on an uninhabited island. One was Hindu, one a Muslim, and the other a Sardar. The only way back home was to swim 100 miles to the next island, which was inhabited. The Muslim was so determined to get home that he tried to swim. He made it 50 miles, got tired, and drowned. Then the Hindu tried. He made it 75 miles, but got tired and he too drowned. The Sardar thought he could make it all the way, so he started swimming. He swam 50 miles, but started getting tired, so he swam all the way back to the island.

CHANDIGARH OR JALANDHAR

Sardar was going to Chandigarh from pune by a air-India plane. He was allotted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array. But as soon as sardarji got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually meant for an old lady. After some time the old lady came and requested the sardarji to leave the side seat. But sardaji told: "I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave".
The old lady then complained to the air hostess. The air hostess
came and requested the sardari to leave that seat. But sardarji was adamant and did not to leave. Then the air hostess
went and told the asst capt. He also came and requested, but in vain. Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of the Sardarji, and the sardarji immediately left the side
seat and returned to the middle seat. Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. capt. asked the capt.what he told to the Sardarji Capt. replied: "nothing. I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Chandigarh. All others will go to Jalandhar."

COUNT THE CHICKEN

Sardar Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward each other
on a country road. Hari Singh carried a bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai," Gani Singh drawled,
"what's in the bag?"
"Chickens," was the reply.
"If I guess how many, can I have one?"
"You can have both of them."
"OK, Five?"

SARDAR'S BMW

BMW cars were having back mounted engines earlier.
Sardar Hari Singh purchased a new BMW and was driving back to home very happily. On the way the car broke down.
Sardarji came out of the car and opened the bonnet, trying to fix up the problem. Immediately began to sweat. By that time Sardar Gani Singh came by that way and saw our sardarji, totally confused and sweating, trying to search
something inside the bonnet, and asked him what was the matter. Hari Singh: "The BMW people made me fool.They have given me the Car without the engine." Gani Singh: "Don't worry. I have spare engine in the back of my BMW.
You can take that.".

The swimming sardar

One fine morning a sardar goes for a ride in his car. He is enjoying his ride when suddenly he sees another sardarji in the middle of a field rowing a boat.
Puzzled he stops the car and standing at the edge of the road screams, "what are you doing rowing a boat in a field?".
The sardarji answers "it is an ocean of wheat and I am rowing a boat in the ocean."
The sardar angrily says "it is because of sardars like you we have a bad name. If only I knew to swim I would have come there and beaten you up".

Sardar And The Titanic

Help.... Titanic is sinking....
Everyone on the ship are shouting, crying, running or praying to god...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here?
Sardarji : Two miles ..
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, land is two miles from here?
Sardarji : Downwards ...

sardar detective

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.
Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the interview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.

Sardars on the beach

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai

Sardar & his wife in auto

Sardar & his wife going 2 city in
auto....

driver adjusted mirror..

sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...

go & sit back i will drive the auto...