santa and Banta r two friends and Santa singh has very good job. Banta singh is jobless and one day asks Santa for some good Job.
Santa singh says , OK next time we will apply together and they do. On interview day, santa singh says, first i will go inside and answer all questions except last one, and after coming out, i would give u the all answers and questions. So u go and then answer there. U will get the Job.
So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER When we got independence?
SANTA Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER OK. What’s India’s population?
SANTA(He was not to reply last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when i know, i will tell u Sir.
Now he comes out and tell questions and answers to Banta Singh.
Banta singh was real SARDAR and he remembers all answers and forgot questions.
He goes in Now.
EMPLOYER When were u born?
BANTA Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER What???? Who is your father?
BANTA It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER Are u Mad Mr. Banta?
BANTA Good Question, Research is going on, and when i know, i will tell u Sir.
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