All I Need is a Miracle
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a genie`s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it. Lo-and-behold a genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So, what`ll it be?"
The woman didn`t hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I`m good, but not THAT good! I don`t think it can be done. Make another wish."
The woman thought for a minute. She said, "Well, I`ve been trying to find the right husband. You know, one that`s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, has a great sense of humor and gets along with my family, doesn`t watch sports all the time and is faithful. That`s what I wish for. A good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that map again."
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