Sardar comes back 2 his car amp; find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 complement"
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once a Sardar was walking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says
"Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar, where he lived, to Jalanda r to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn`t reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" (What Happened, My Son?) The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?" (These Maruti Car people are crazy! They have four gears for going forward,but only one for going back!)
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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the d ealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
`But I think I know where I`m going wrong,` said Santa, `I think I`m planting them too deep.`
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Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant:It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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Sardar`s wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror.
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I`m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can`t read very fast.
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..
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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
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