Chicken Count

Two Sardarji walked toward each other on a country road.

One carried a burlap bag over his shoulder.

"Hey Bhai," first Sardarji drawled, "what`s in the bag?"

"Chickens," was the reply. "If I guess how many, can I have one?"

"You can have both of them."

The Sardarji replied "OK, Five

crossing the tracks

A Sardar is at the railway station. He asks one of the railway attendants "When will the Rajdhani Express go from here?". And the man replies 12.30.

"When will Punjab Express go from here"?
Man Replies 10.30.

"When will Deccan Queen go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.

Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to Punjab by train or not. Sardar replies, "NO. I only wanted to cross the tracks!"

bus 123

A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India. He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.

"Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"

The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It`ll take you right there."

The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area, and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me, but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"

The Sardar says, "Don`t worry, it won`t be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"

sardar and the barber

Once a Sardarji was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees , the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home.

Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror said his wife “What’s the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else."

Blood Test

Two Sardarji were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked, “Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test".

Second one asked, “So? Are you afraid?"

First one replied, “No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying.

The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my drug test."

Biography of a Sardar

Read this biography of a sardar

When God passed out looks, I thought He said books, and I didn`t want any. When God passed out ears, I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones. When God passed out legs, I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones. When God passed out noses, I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one. When God passed out heads, I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one. When God passed out brains, I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.

Bihari and Sardars

A Bihari was waiting for his bus at the bus stop. Finally the bus arrives and he gets in. The bus is fully loaded with sardarjis. One sardarji orders Bihari to tell a joke. Now, the Bihari thinks he`s in big trouble because he knows only sardar jokes!

After thinking for some time he decides to substitute all references to `sardars` in his joke with `Biharis`. He starts the jokes with, "There was once a Bihari..." And suddenly he gets a major blow on his back from one of the sardarjis who shouts, "Kyon be! Sab sardar mar gaye hai kya?"